Episode 100 – Dick on Keeping It 100


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Sean brings in a problem, I miss an opportunity, Asterios doesn’t get a lap dance, a ban on running, Cards Against Humanity is party communism, unfair hangovers, more idiocy from the papacy, Denzel vs. Peach, the erosion of the troll, miracles are all around us, preschool petri dish, Tim Tams, sharking, a legal bill measuring contest, my mom calls in, and resisting the inescapable craving to fail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta
Lawyer and Dickhead Nick Rekieta breaks down Maddox's lolsuit, Nick's Patreon - Lawsplaning.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Peach Saliva
Twitcher, Tweeter.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
MadCucks
Writer, Creator of the Bestest Show in the Universes, co-host of Here's What I Don't Get
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Aciou/Vistas
#2 Billboard charting artist on The Dick Show Album, member of Hard Men Working Hard.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
My Life Coach
A brewer and a patriot.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
lakembra
#2 Billboard charting artist on The Dick Show Album, member of Hard Men Working Hard, rapper.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Asterios Kokkinos
Author of Toys "4" Cheap, Billboard charting artist. Host of the Science Friction podcast.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Denzel Walkes
Co-host of Real Nerd Hours. Can't skate.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
waut3rboi
Music man. Creator of the sickest theme song in history.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
FigBat DiggerNick
British.
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Not a Rage.
Grant Mooney
Co-host of Thought Cops, creator of the Titanic Maddox Lost Cover, News babe.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Larry Bleidner
Author, father, host of That Larry Show
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Lettuce Jones
Free at last. Wrote a screenplay in jail.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Izzy Nobre
A YouTube, Brazilian, refuses to return sex toys.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Myroom Records
Musician, Fashion-forward, "Too Small of a Album" OUT NOW!
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Sriracha
Waifu expert.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
oddguy
Documentarian, Admin for Encyclopedia Dramatica
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Maxwell "The Silver Hammer" Kimball
Filmmaker.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Hazencruz
A.B.C..
Women who try to pressure you into having kids.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Digibro
Otaku Gonzo Journalist, Co-host of the Pro Crastinators, Robe Enthusiast.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Reverend Scott
Comedian and man of God. Disillusionment, Sexist Guys.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Phteven
#unrustleable
Women showering.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Thomas McCoy
Filmmaker, Autist.
Moving the Goalposts
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Boneitis
World's Greatest Furry Artist, Dick as a Furry.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Tony from Hack the Movies
Host of Hack the Movies, co-host of Cuddle Pile, Asterios-a-like.
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It’s been a hell of a four years of podcasting for Sean and me. A hell of a Billboard-charting, feed restarting, bad advice imparting, Road Raging, aging, Asterios paging, late-night boxing, doxxing, beef squashing, moral posturing, over-sleeping, creeping, Madcucks parodying, Hot Gossing, never flossing, lolsuiting, foot shooting, you’re commuting, problem solving, job lynch mobbing, Whale F*cking, cucking, slow walking, stalking, defense planning, banning, re-banning, singing, dancing, stupid argument-having, gloating, voting, Nazi saluting, shilling, billing, women bashing, fake platitude having, yeeeeahh’ing, lying, implying, and GFY’ing–four years of podcasting, and it’s all thanks to you the listeners and everyone who supports the show at Patreon.com/TheDickShow. Here’s to four more years, but first…

Cards Against Humanity is the biggest problem in the universe. It’s communism for friendship. A perfect, culturally-Marxist presentation of a socialist humor-economy, with an efficiency that would make Deng Xioaping blush and a cultist promotion that rivals Crossfit, where from each according to his ability (to continuously inject humor into a corpse of what once was a party), and to each according to his need (for comedy participation trophy). I hate it. It’s a socialist system of sick burns–and I mean the literal definition of “sick”, lame and unfit for survival–where the strong and hilarious are silenced by the derelict. Cards Against Humanity represents everything that is the opposite of the capitalist, Darwinian, American system of comedy, where loudness always prevails. I think I’ve just figured out what everyone’s problem is with America.

Here are the incredible metalwork sculptures created for the 100th episode by Michael Brown.

“The Real Heather S” by KenDollInHide.

“no u” by Hard Men Working Hard.

A special 100th episode all-hands-on-Dick celebration thumbnail by Brandon from Maximum! Panic, Clay Burton, HeHeSillyComics, Nope.wmv, and Andy Lee AKA Call of the Deep!

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