Episode 67 – Dick on The Devil


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Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean’s Dong gets beat, twist ties, the dollar store, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, girls who are worried about looking “too buff”, drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle East, dress shirts all look like parachutes, Madcucks-gestions and how to interview, putting an end to that Ed Sheeran song, auto-playing news videos, Matt Miller Ink and the Dick Show neck tattoo; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

MadCucks
Creator of the Bestest Show in the Universes. A Writer. Shitposting machine., co-host of the Here's What I Don't Get Podcast
Misspelling Sean, Amy Schumer's Comedy Special, the $15 Minimum Wage.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Matt Miller
Tattoo Artist.
"I'm worried I'll get too bulky."
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Rager
The Job Killer Dick Show Tattoo, excellent "Can Recall".
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
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But first…

I was going to write a bunch of rhyming shit about what is The Devil, but instead of doing that, I wrote a cold opener for my TV show, “Time Drunk”. Listen to the show before you read it! And then enjoy.

Time Drunk - Dick Masterson

Time Drunk.pdf

Here are some really tremendous spoons, one sent in from the Internet Popular podcast staring Chels and Clay.

Dick Pics!

Closing theme re-mix song by Dillon McCallister.

Thumbnail for the history books by Clay Burton.

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