Episode 74 – Dick on Exile


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Banned from Twitter, shoulder nipples on leather jackets, corporate birthday wishes, Randy’s too-hard of high-fives, Coach builds a step, internalizing authority, Adam Nash calls in, how to eat a cinderblock, modern infomercials, my new cereal, my birthday book wager, Coach’s Harvey Weinstein Halloween costume, Sean’s shoplifting career, secret info from a DickHead in the publishing industry, Blaire Witch urinal positions, and the gift of Bitcoins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Come one, come all, but don’t come on me even though you might want to after seeing what we have in store for ROAD RAGE: CHICAGO – DICK MASTERSON’S INTERNATIONAL JASS FESTIVAL, December 2nd at The Apollo theater (18+). Madcucks will be there to read a sad, sad tale, Coach will be there to answer your live-GAB questions (not Twitter, fuck Twitter), another Lost Episode will be given away, some furries are going to show up, Peach will compliment YOU, there will be a sash, there will be a bucket, there will be a bar tab, there will be a rage, and maybe, just maybe, we’ll do a couple of Jass numbers.

Get on your classiest cash-only drinking shoes on and lube up your asses for hidden surcharges because tickets are now on sale! Click on the link below or call the box office. They say the ticket fees are less if you call the box office.

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The Apollo Theater Box Office number (773-935-6100), 10am-4pm M-F

ROAD RAGE: CHICAGO
Dec 2nd
The Apollo Theater
18+

Guys, I’m real fucking hungover from a week of World Series, celebrating the tanking of Maddox’s book, arguing about Bitcoins, and being on the Drunken Peasants podcast, Episode #401 last night–401 would be a master class in tossing out stump-balls at Dick University–or Dick U as I like to call it. Here’s the episode if you missed the live stream. I had a great time. Thanks for inviting me on DPs, and thanks to everyone who lit the Twitter beacons for me a la Lord of the Rings when I was banned and couldn’t accept.

Speaking of Twitter bans, lakembra sends in a moving tribute. F

Savestate Corrupted turns the eroticism and class up to an 11 and pounds the asses of our ears with an introduction to Jass.

And the outro StoneAge Dickshow/Wintergatan remix by psy0rz. Wow!

Trick or thumbnail by Clay Burton.

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