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The Black National Anthem, losing the audio for Road Rage: Tampa, pretending COVID doesn’t exist, smoking inside, over protective uncles, Maddox calls the police again, multiple TDS tattoos, Bell’s palsy and the vaccine no one wants, Erik Wong gets into a fight on a plane, and someone throws a drink at Ralph; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
 Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?
Host of "Who Are These Podcasts?", professional podcast critic, Bills fan. |
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 Vito
A typical neckbeard. The guy who vaped Belle Delphine's bathwater. |
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 Murrlogic AKA The Wonder Bread Guy
Patron of the arts. Specifically, art of chicks with chainsaws buying Wonder Bread. |
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 Erik Wong
Too sexy for MtG, as Chinese as Grand Panda. |
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Road Rage: Tampa was a massive success. Perhaps one of the greatest shows of all time. With panel so packed full of big swinging dicks that it should have been X-rated. It was an unmissable event. And thanks to my incompetency, you just might have. Will the Road Rage: Tampa audio be found and posted? I have no idea. I doubt it, but it is Christmas. It’s the time for miracles. We’ll have to wait and see, but first…
At this point, it’s impossible to believe that the lockdowns are anything more than a scam. And yet…
Tampa is wide open. “Like COVID never even existed.” Mersh said, and he’s right! And everything is fine. Of course this matters not to a true believer.
“I have a magical rock that wards off tigers.”
“I haven’t seen a tiger all day.”
“That’s how you know it’s working!”
The world is not caught between two groups of conspiracy theorists regarding masks, lockdowns, vaccines, etc. The world is caught between the same two groups it always has been. People who believe and people who don’t. Gamblers and people who don’t. The people who believe there are two types of people in the world, and the people who don’t. The people who have to do something and the people who don’t.
We have to lockdown to stop the spread of the virus! We have to stop smoking indoors to stop the spread of cancer! We have to lock people up to stop the explosion of super predators! We have to outlaw drugs to stop an addiction epidemic! We have to stop polluting or else acid is going to rain out the sky! We have to educate your children to keep up with the rest of the world! We have to stop the spread of terrorism in your pants! We have to throw a virgin into a volcano so that crops will grow!
“I don’t believe you.”
And anyone who does has no ability to disconfirm it. They just believe blindly and dumbly, usefully and aggressively, bending over backwards, drowning in condescension and education, and in desperate need of an authority figure to save them from absolutely nothing. Not having a working knowledge of every single thing that they are aware they don’t understand, and never more than seven at the same time. Everything that can be seen will be explained in a reasonable amount of time. If you don’t know that the world isn’t flat, you’re likely to fly off of it.
The lockdowns were more than a transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich. They were a transfer of culture from the autocratic to the technocratic. A transfer of life from the young to the old. The futures and pasts of the young were used to extend those of the old; taken and processed and fed intravenously to the old. Turned into liquidity and injected into their 401K. Your history as laborer and sufferer rewritten into theirs as savior and redeemer. But you’re not done yet!
Now, these same useful idiots will be a genetic testing bed for a vaccine they don’t need to extend the lives of people they don’t need so that they can enjoy a future that doesn’t exist. And they believe it will do something! There is no excuse for believing.
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