Modern train robberies, revenge on Tonga, throwing away food, women ruining media, double price chicken wings, homosexual German guides, psychology books, how to pick a bar, going to Greenland the best way possible, covering up on Fat Watch, and Maddox’s new video on children; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Tickets for Road Rage: 300… LA Part 2 will go on sale soon at Patreon.com/TheDickShow, so subscribe there because it will definitely sell out as it does every time and especially this time. In the meanwhile, keep hammering that F5 as I’m fucking doing waiting for a response from these motherfuckers. I swear to God, people who book venues work about two hours a year. But first…
I Hear The Train A-Comin’; It’s Rollin’ ‘Round The Bend,
And I Ain’t Had a Chicken Wing Since, I don’t Know When.
They’re One For Two, for a Limited Time.
But That Train We’s A-Robbin’
I’m Ter’minally Online.
When I Was Just A Baby, My Birth Person Told Me. They,
Always Be A Good Boy; Live in the Pod and Eat the Bugs.
But I Shot A Man In Reno Who Saved my NFT,
When I Hear That Bussy Blowin’
I’m Ded from I’ron’y.
I Bet There’s Grifters Eatin’ In a Homestead off the Grid
They’re Prob’ly Shooting Vaccines, And Having Sex with Kids,
While I Complete My Bible Posting, And Now I’m Born A’gain.
Having Meltdowns at Thots Online
Who Are Disparaging Men.
Well, If They Freed Me From This
Prison, If That Railroad Train Was Mine,
I’d Open All the Packages And Ditch My SSRIs,
I’d live in a House of Toilet Paper, and COVID Tests,
And I’d Drinks my IPAs
And Ogle Women’s Breasts
Thumbnail that you wouldn’t get by Berries ‘n Cream.