Bonus Episode 1 – Dick on Dr. Phil and the American Dream


Check it out the first bonus episode of many on The Dick Show Patreon.

Happy 4th of July to all the Dick Heads in the world, not just the American ones. Celebrate it with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.

Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I’ve been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It’s part Pee Wee’s Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show, the production, and the goofy shit I noticed behind the scenes.

I believe I was single-handedly responsible for causing irreparable damage to Phil’s brand, exposing him to millions of people as an idiot and a whore. What the show did for me was irrelevant.

What it did do for me, however, was catapult an unknown book with poor sales projections into the 288th bestseller’s spot world-wide! But that wasn’t Phil’s doing and it’s a story for another day.

My Life Coach also stops by and we discuss the American Dream with special Guests Denzel Walkes and Chief of the Dick Heads Dustin Siniawa.