Episode 100 - Dick on Keeping It 100

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Sean brings in a problem, I miss an opportunity, Asterios doesn’t get a lap dance, a ban on running, Cards Against Humanity is party communism, unfair hangovers, more idiocy from the papacy, Denzel vs. Peach, the erosion of the troll, miracles are all around us, preschool petri dish, Tim Tams, sharking, a legal bill measuring contest, my mom calls in, and resisting the inescapable craving to fail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta Lawyer and Dickhead Nick Rekieta breaks down Maddox's lolsuit, Patreon.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
MadCucks Writer, Creator of the Bestest Show in the Universes, co-host of Here's What I Don't Get	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Peach Saliva Twitcher, Tweeter.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
My Life Coach A brewer and a patriot.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Asterios Kokkinos Author of Toys "4" Cheap, Billboard charting artist. Host of the Science Friction podcast.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
lakembra #2 Billboard charting artist on The Dick Show Album, member of Hard Men Working Hard, rapper.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
waut3rboi Music man. Creator of the sickest theme song in history.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Denzel Co-host of Real Nerd Hours, photographer, can't skate.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
FigBat DiggerNick	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Aciou/Vistas #2 Billboard charting artist on The Dick Show Album, member of Hard Men Working Hard.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Larry Bleidner Author, father, host of That Larry Show	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Grant Mooney Co-host of Thought Cops, creator of the Titanic Maddox Lost Cover, News babe.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Lettuce Jones Free at last. Wrote a screenplay in jail.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Myroom Records Musician, Fashion-forward, "Too Small of a Album" OUT NOW!	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
oddguy Documentarian, Admin for Encyclopedia Dramatica	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Izzy Nobre A YouTube, Brazilian, refuses to return sex toys.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Sriracha Waifu expert.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Reverend Scott Comedian and man of God. Disillusionment, Sexist Guys.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Tony from Hack the Movies Host of Hack the Movies, winner of the first ever Asterios-a-like.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Boneitis World's Greatest Furry Artist, Dick as a Furry.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Hazencruz A.B.C.. Women who try to pressure you into having kids.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
The Golden Witch (formerly Digi-née) Otaku Gonzo Journalist, Light Novelist.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Phteven #unrustleable Women showering.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Maxwell "The Silver Hammer" Kimball Filmmaker.	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
Thomas McCoy Filmmaker, Autist. Moving the Goalposts	Is a Rage! Not a Rage.
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It’s been a hell of a four years of podcasting for Sean and me. A hell of a Billboard-charting, feed restarting, bad advice imparting, Road Raging, aging, Asterios paging, late-night boxing, doxxing, beef squashing, moral posturing, over-sleeping, creeping, Madcucks parodying, Hot Gossing, never flossing, lolsuiting, foot shooting, you’re commuting, problem solving, job lynch mobbing, Whale F*cking, cucking, slow walking, stalking, defense planning, banning, re-banning, singing, dancing, stupid argument-having, gloating, voting, Nazi saluting, shilling, billing, women bashing, fake platitude having, yeeeeahh’ing, lying, implying, and GFY’ing–four years of podcasting, and it’s all thanks to you the listeners and everyone who supports the show at Patreon.com/TheDickShow. Here’s to four more years, but first…

Cards Against Humanity is the biggest problem in the universe. It’s communism for friendship. A perfect, culturally-Marxist presentation of a socialist humor-economy, with an efficiency that would make Deng Xioaping blush and a cultist promotion that rivals Crossfit, where from each according to his ability (to continuously inject humor into a corpse of what once was a party), and to each according to his need (for comedy participation trophy). I hate it. It’s a socialist system of sick burns–and I mean the literal definition of “sick”, lame and unfit for survival–where the strong and hilarious are silenced by the derelict. Cards Against Humanity represents everything that is the opposite of the capitalist, Darwinian, American system of comedy, where loudness always prevails. I think I’ve just figured out what everyone’s problem is with America.

Here are the incredible metalwork sculptures created for the 100th episode by Michael Brown.