Episode 103 – Dick on Maddox Lost

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Maddox’s lawsuit against me is dismissed with prejudice, I am detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police in a libertarian nightmare, hiding Israeli receipts from the secret police, Israeli women, the politeness of supervillains, my new classification of countries above first world countries, toilets in the kitchen, my take on Midwest Maddox getting fleeced by an ego project, a Dickhead courtroom reporter calls in, Landau’s manservant, Gorgeous Greenberger, killer lines from court, Judge Ramos the “wildcard”, Asterios paywalls a freely available courtroom transcript, and My Man in NYU; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Asterios Kokkinos
Author of Toys "4" Cheap, Billboard charting artist. Host of the Science Friction podcast.
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Not a Rage.
Intrepid courtroom reporter. Covered Maddox's Biggest Loss in the Universe.
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Break out your bear arms and your sixty-nine gallon hats and your Alamos and your grassy knolls because “the stars at night, are big and bright, clap, clap, clap, clap…” The Dick Show is going to Dallas.

Road Rage: Dallas tickets are ON SALE NOW! Become a Patreoni and get a special discount code. It’s June 30th at The Room. Coach will be there for one last blow out, My Man will be there, I’m pretty sure Asterios will be there to sign lawsuits and lemmings, Peach will get her ass kicked at drinking mustard, and you better be there too!

Also, check out this bad ass, limited edition “Maddox Lost” T-shirt, by Andy Lee AKA CallOfTheDeep. Celebrate the conquering of King Cuck at the hands of Dick the Destroyer now and forever with this commemorative, once-in-a-lifetime T-shirt. It will only be available for order for a couple weeks, so get on top of it. Pick your gender, pick your size, then get ready to gloat.

“Bicycle Boys 2 Lost In New York ft. Ken Doll In Hide” by Billboard charting artist Todd Seidel.

“We Didn’t Start the Lawsuit” by Hazencruz.

And here it is, hot off the stenographer, the entire courtroom transcript for the biggest, dumbest, most poorly written lawsuit ever filed (by Kevin Landau); paid for with my cash, Asterios’ sobriety, and Maddox’s soul. Every single page contains multiple Infinity Gems, and I can’t wait to see the entire thing performed by community collage, high school, hell even elementary school theater troupes across the country from now until the end of time. It’s a joke so funny, it could only be told once.
Maddox vs Dick Lolsuit

Learn how to play “Maddox Lost” from the buys at Sheet Music Boss!

If you’ve fallen behind in your consumption of “The Biggest Problem in the Universe: Uncucked”, listener /u/Antoids has been creating some incredible supercuts of every bit of recovered audio. Here is the supercut for episodes 41-50. It’s enlightening stuff, at least for me. It turns out Sean and I were listening to a different show than everyone else. How different, you may ask? Give it a listen and see for yourself.

An analysis of the cuts by /u/Antoids.

A thumbnail that will kill you with kindness (and tea) by Andy Lee AKA CallOfTheDeep.