Episode 244 – Dick on How to Live Forever

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Bullying billionaires, Park n Raves, women and their horrible digestion, audio messages, DIY haircuts, arrested for writing stories, triple masking, Biden’s GOSBANK, the show gets a mom banned from the park, TV is illegal, Crippled Jesus vs. Uni Part 3, The Silver Squeeze, and how to live forever; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The greatest and most hate-filled bonus episode we’ve ever recorded is up now at Patreon.com/TheDickShow, covering: sober slurring, the GameStop short squeeze, make books like Twitter, Bitch Finder, an app to get your girlfriend out of the house, the Fleshlight flashlight, Alex, the male version of Alexa, Stonks Santa, and Oxmad lamentations on women. You will probably listen to it three or four times and then think about it for the rest of your life. Available now at a very reasonable price of $5.

But first…

The fix is in! And you’re not apart of it.

You can tell because they do it right out in the open. In this case, a fighter was paid to take a dive. Robinhood. Or maybe it was eToro or E*Trade or the multitude of other retail trading apps or their clearing houses or whatever. It doesn’t matter. They’re all indistinguishable from one another; one omnipresent financial politburo, a global Uniparty absolute in its power and control and incorruptible in the pursuit of its common goal: the price discovery of life. Every second of it.

That’s what they need short selling for, the useful idiots and shills will tell you. Price discovery.

Did you know that during the 2008 crash, it was illegal to short sell financial stocks? This was done by the government to strengthen confidence in the financial sector. Or at least to prevent its total collapse and destruction at the hands of unwashed, retail savages, who would no doubt destroy this infernal machine and build something less efficient in the chaos.

I guess no one needed to discover the price of financial slavery.

You’re born shorted, and you’re hedged against continuously, with every entitlement, every bailout, every debt cancelation, every dime spent in foreign aid, every dollar shit out by the great financial machine that exerts total control over our lives and laws, and defines the limits and language of our dreams. The young are a hedge against the decrepit, the exceptional are a hedge against the violent, the virtuous are a hedge against the vicious. This is the totality of our existence: the crushing annihilation of the worth of life into a financial product that answers the Great Question…

How much is a life worth?

We’re all inventory in the Great Reset, and it must be properly itemized and maximized for utility. That’s what the machine was designed to do.

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