Episode 246 – Dick on Human Milk

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Ethan Ralph is a free man, Gina Carano comments on the Holocaust for no reason, my raves is canceled, stealing a covid vaccine, Gorilla Glue, the boring impeachment, Super Bowl commercials, Justin Timberlake apologizes, Chest Milk and Human Milk, Murrlogic’s life at the Children’s Village, Crippled Jesus is getting sued by the Wellness Center, the threesome that almost wasn’t, and Maddox’s Table of Contents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Crippled Jesus
Very insensitive.
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Murrlogic AKA The Wonder Bread Guy
Patron of the arts. Specifically, art of chicks with chainsaws buying Wonder Bread.
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Ethan Ralph
Host of The Killstream. Owner/Editor-in-Chief of The Ralph Retort. Twitter. DLive.
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Ethan Ralph is a free man! No longer subject to the capricious whims of the tyrannical US justice system. He’s free to live and laugh and love–and he’s especially free to drink coffee. In fact I bet it’s the first thing he’d like to do. And what better coffee to drink than coffee made from the biggest beans on the planet. Coffee made without hatred for the person consuming it, that’s right you. Coffee that has been made cruelly, and without reservation or skimpery. That’s right, I’m talking about New Project Brew. Get yourself a back of Dick’s at NewProjectBrew.com, but first…

A Grandpa at Children’s Village

In 1972, a crack team of grandpas was kicked out of their nursing home for a sex crime they didn’t commit. These grandpas promptly escaped from a maximum security pedophile stockade into the foster care underground. Today, they survive as grandpas of fortune. If you’ve got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can wake up early enough, maybe you can hire, the Grandpas of Children’s Village.

This episode: Penis Inspection Day. Children’s Village is putting on an all-trans, charity Murderball game. But before these theys can get their wheels moving, the local public diversity commission has to sign off of the gender identity of the players. They’ve sent in a triumvirate of penis inspectors to do the job, but something doesn’t seem quite right. Little do the caretakers of Children’s Village know, these supposed “penis inspectors” are none other than the bad boys of Pedophile Woods, the half-house townhouse complex next door. Now it’s up to the grandpas to once again save the kids from being molested. Can they do it? Why isn’t this story device used all the time when everyone on the Internet is fascinated by it? I don’t know!