Episode 252 – Dick on Unexpected Guests

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Life in Hell, jamming up world trade, my cancer, blood drive scams and big leaguers, inappropriate tele-doctors, Ethan Ralph calls in about the recent fracas, Vito calls in about Magic the Gathering MS Paint cards, Amazon drivers pooping in their vans, a 14 year-old bangs his mom’s friend, guys who want to date a bro, the juice cleanse was a big mistake, Jon del Arroz, and a call-in fails to materialize; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A typical neckbeard. The guy who vaped Belle Delphine's bathwater.
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Jon del Arroz
The Leading Hispanic Voice In #ScienceFiction. Bestselling Author. Twitter
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Ethan Ralph
Host of The Killstream. Owner/Editor-in-Chief of The Ralph Retort. Twitter. DLive.
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It’s the little things in hell that keep you going. One day you might happen to see two beasts of burden engage in a titanic struggle. A territory dispute, but rather a slow motion collision of rage and shamelessness. A war of gravitation and mysticism and resources are contrariwise drawn into an endless warring Qi.

But this spectacle will quickly ruined by a chorus of the mind.

The legality is the concern and who’s side are you on and its really about ethics in early morning fisticuffs.

Hell is other people.

How could a country like the United States lecture China on human rights abuses when tens of thousands of black men are executed by police in the streets of America every year? That’s what the Chinese something or other would like to know, and I’d like to know about it too if I’m honest. Perhaps there’s a woman at her first day on the job for the ten thousandth day in row who can answer this question for me. Perhaps there’s a white woman somewhere, somewhen who can empathize so hard and so completely that all our troubles will be fucking over. I’m starting to believe.

The blockchain is the future. And the complete ownership of an infinitely sharable digital assets is invaluable. The terabytes of porn stashed on drives around the world, saturated by the commons and existing in a transient limbo of data degradation. These are very real spiritual problems. The sharing of experience. The hell of commentary and other people. All annihilated with a simple mathematical and distributed process of ownership.

I don’t care what anyone’s thoughts are on this moment. Because I own it.

You can’t put a price on that. You’ll see. The future of currency is experience.

Anyway, here’s the Ralph vs. Riley fight.

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Battle of the titans by Corgan.