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Farm-to-table whores, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from “Who Are These Podcasts?” with clips from “Are You Hungry?”, the chances someone with COVID goes to the hospital, the 10,000 black men murdered by police every year, heroin addicts in the military, Cuties 2, the jizz cleanse, and the best voicemail we’ve ever had; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
 Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?
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Today’s episode is brought to you by the Dicktation: Justice League Snyder Cut commentary, available only at Patreon.com/TheDickShow and Patreon.com/TheVitoShow. Join me, Sean, Vito, and the Sean Soundboard as we watch and comment on Zack Snyder’s Justice League. The movie is bad. It was written by a director who hates his fans. Superman doesn’t appear in the Superman movie until about three hours in. All the Amazons you would beat off to get killed in the first couple minutes when Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophile temple caves in on them. Darkseid is virtually a no-show, delegating all his bad guy stuff to a computer graphics I’ve never heard of. The Flash has autism or is pretending to. Cyborg has no dick. Aquaman smells bad and they show it. And nobody fucks. Not even once.
The good news is, it’s only four hours long. Enjoy!
But first…
You’re mad. You’re beyond infuriated. You’re apoplectic with rage and it’s like music to my ears. It’s succor for my soul and chicken soup for my progressive cock. This is the playbook you wrote, and now I’m playing it.
U mad…?
Just look at yourself. Look at the way you’re reading. Overcome with emotion. Entirely like me in every way that you despise. Your Cathedral of White Supremacy has been vanquished by my wit and now lies in the ruins of your hysterical anger as I carefully plan and conspire the consume of your resources. What a cuck.
Oh what’s that? Cathedral? Cuck? That’s right I said it. I used your own rhetoric on you. I twisted it around in a feat of MENTAL GYMNASTICS to steal its anti-Semetic power from you and leave you vulnerable and weak in the same way that you’ve done to me and every minority and majority group on the planet since its inception. And don’t you feel just sick to your stomach about it. How does it feel knowing that the butt plug is now up the other ass?
Checkmate, Racist.
I can feel you seething and coping even now. It’s flowing from you like my period will do any day now. Oh, do you think that’s funny? To put a transphobic micro-aggression in your thinly-veiled satire? You just couldn’t help yourself could you. Because you’re entitled and because you have a small penis. Well, that’s fine. I’ll just have to give you another taste of your own medicine.
You have a small penis.
Well, I’m off to vanquish another dragon and be the greatest slayer of White Supremacy the world has ever known. I’ll probably join the military so I can fight more of it. Maybe they’ll put me on one of their online hate speech task force teams and I can earn a medal in being a gigantic cock. Something I really wish I had and which is causing all of this in the first place.
Here is George Alexopolous’ Instagram. Amazingly talented guy. Buy his Genderless Potato Heads!
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