Episode 259 – Dick on Israel


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A virgin graduates, #FreePalestine, Six Pack Rings, the Cuckold Simulator, Sean-voyage, people who don’t listen to the experts or the science, the gas shortage, Disney solves racism, Elon Musk turns heel, animals women can take in a fight, a fat teacher yells at a student, and Cantillions hits on Sports bra Taylor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Just released, a hot new crossover event episode with Karl from “Who Are These Podcasts?” In this episode, we review “Monster Mates”, a monster waifu podcast, Patty C Cups’ latest auditory abortion, “School of Scoundrels”, and of course excerpts from Maddox’s final book, “F*ck Whales”. This might be the greatest thing to come out of the dissolution of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, and you can only get it at Patreon.com/TheDickShow and Patreon.com/WhoAreThesePodcasts, but first…

Consistency is difficult. And so are math degrees.
Honor killings and theocracy don’t mix with LGBTs.

The year is 2075 and brands have taken over the world. Knott’s Berry Farm and Disneyland have expanded over Southern California to such a degree that there is no land left to conquer. They are now stuck in a stalemate, warring over the same section of parking lot for what seems like an eternity. Will it be a Snoopy lot or a Mickey lot? Neither validate. No one owns a car.

Yes, it’s true. The Peanut National Authority commit countless acts of cartoonish atrocities against Mickey and Friends, pulling footballs away from them at the last moment, hitting baseballs at them so hard all of their clothes fly off, psyops in the form of psychiatric advice, but Disneyland is no angel. And in fact, Disneyland was there first!

Israel is one of them. It doesn’t matter which.

If #FreePalestine were to run for president, I think it might be called racist, or homophobic, or at the very least intolerant. But then again maybe not. The woke mindset is untouchable. Victimization gives them strength, their property is your property, history–and this is the most important bit–is an imprint. It is a creation of the present projected backwards in time devoid of context and impossible to preserve. Consequence does not exist in the present, and the present is all that exists.

I don’t want to give Israel any money. I don’t want to be locked in my house for a year. I don’t want the government to buy corporate bonds from Apple and Amazon and the rest of the Russell 2000 so they can buy back their own stock. I don’t want women to vote. None of this shit matters. We live in the omni-present. The money is free, the pay-off is never, and the game never ends.

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Author: Dick Masterson

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