Episode 138 – Dick on Hat Crimes

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The Great Knoxville No-Show, hate hats and the hat crimes they do, the guy who made the Bill Maher NPC billboard drops by, Justin Whang calls in, worthless reasoning, the importance of jumping to conclusions, Layc wouldn’t date a virgin, defending the TSA, women who owe me an explanation, ghosting, sitting next to the toilet on airplanes, being too loud at a bar, and Chris the Kiwi wants advice on dating his cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Galt - The Faction 1776
Never-ending Trump Hollywood Stars, Malibu Sanctuary City signs, Twitter.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Justin Whang!
Explaining the Internet so you don't have to. YouTube
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Layc Nichole
Playmate, Journalist.
People in California who drive like idiots in the rain.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Dr. Nurse
Leaker of the Gossier. Wouldn't fuck Maddox even with a bag over his head.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Christopher the Kiwi
Wants to meet an inmate. Threatened to chop a girl's fingers off.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
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There’s nothing like a no-show to brand you a coward for the rest of your life. Burying your head in the sand, burying your dick in your body, and saying goodbye to your asshole in the hopes that a mob of unfulfilled haters, fans, and disappointed bystanders will get tired of using it for target practice. I’m just off the plane from what will be known as the Great Knoxville No-Show where Andy Warski trounced his enemy Tonka Saw in the octagon–by way of disqualification–and The Ralpha Male, Coach Red Pill, Gator, Nick Rekieta, and I trounced many bottles of booze. Here’s a pic from the Pay Per View stream. It was a wonderful time spent with some great showmen and I was happy to be there. I can’t wait for the next one! But first…

Here’s Justin Whang’s video on John Titor the time-traveling shitposter and his coverage of the re-hijacking of the Best Debate in the Universe’s RSS Feed. #MaddoxLost

And here is the unveiling of and the bird’s eye cop footage of Galt’s Bill Maher NPC Billboard caper.

“Sorry TOS” by Myroom Records

“Tell Me Where You Live” by KenDollinHide.

Dick Pics

Disturbing. Really disturbing thumbnail by MissPhase.