Episode 221 – Dick on the Hunt for Waluigi

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The inverse of the reflection of the man, VR horror games, throw-up comedy, guys who pretend to be upset by “Cuties”, competition in arts and crafts, it doesn’t look like the picture, getting laid with vitiligo, throw-up comedy, expensive used trucks, Cantillions has COVID, Digi-nee tokens, and the phone number of doom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Sean and I are off for the week, ladies and gentlemen, but we will return with a brand new bonus episode in the first week of September in this the year that never ends! Send in your inventions now, and don’t forget to check out our Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome Dicktation commentary track and like the 50 other bonus episodes and 10 other crossovers and commentary tracks at Patreon.com/TheDickShow, but first…

The hunt for Waluigi is on. The inversion of the reflection of the projection of the self in a virtual world. He is everything that both we and our greatest enemy are not. He is the bang to the yin our yang, the shit to our peanut butter to our chocolate, and the Nazi pedophile to our inherent wickedness and goodness. And likewise…he exists!

Waluigi as the oppressor. Waluigi is the 1%. He is the glass ceiling. He makes decisions that confound the reasonable man. If only we had a moment to convince him of his wickedness. Perhaps this protest will get his attention.

Waluigi as the conspirator. Awoken from his slumber by the dreadful horn of Normalization, Waluigi would stumble across the land, dragging troughs of wealth inequality and poor decision making through the inner city, bewitching all who looked upon him with the power of poor savings. It is not the system that is broken. It is merely the Waluigi.

Waluigi as conqueror. Waluigi believes that rape is a good thing. If he can be terrified into silence by a Care Bear Stare, then all will be saved.

Mario is bigger than Jesus.

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