Episode 249 – Dick on Womxn

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International Womxn’s Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of “herd immunity”, stealing my gas, Bone and Nazi furries, how to use lines on women, when 2-3 workouts is actually 1 workout, and SSRIs vs. GHB; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

New shirt! New shirt! New shirt!

It’s been a while, but there’s a new shirt in town. Celebrate the re-opening of your state (unless you’re California) with this retro “Keep on Cuckin’…” parody shirt. Any resemblance of these characters to actual losers is entirely coincidental.

This shirt/hoodie/front-zip hoodie will only be up for a limited time, so get yours today! But first…

One fish,
Two fish.
Red fish,
Jew fish.

Eat fish,
The fish,
Bugs fish,
You fish.

Live fish,
In fish,
A fish,
Pod fish.

Suck fish,
The fish,
Dick fish,
Bigot fish.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

“Grandma Got COVID from Andrew Cuomo” by Pony Cordero

A very disavowed thumbnail by Berries n Cream!