Episode 300 – Dick on The Underdog

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The plywood toilet, Reddit Squadron is destroyed, the US/Russia influencer gap, Women’s History Month, Chris the Kiwi is obsessed with Ted Bundy, a Black CEO, women pulling your hair, McDonald’s leaving Moscow, electric food, saying “gay”, Jussie goes to jail, and going back to work; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Christopher the Kiwi
Wants to meet an inmate. Threatened to chop a girl's fingers off.
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Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 is up! Watch it at Patreon.com/TheDickShow or else you won’t know what the fuck we’re talking about. Maybe I will do a reprint of the Road Rage: LA 2 shirt as well, by protski. I thought I’d have some leftover from the show, but of course I was wrong. Looks bad ass though. So much to do, so little Tuesday. Time to get started, but first…

I root for the underdog. I don’t know if it’s an America thing a man thing or an 80s thing. You tell me that a guy has been counted down and out, actors and Elon Musks making fun of him on the internet, banks, McDonald’s, ugly and naked women cutting him off from their shitty wares and poisoned tits, I’m gonna side with him. That’s just the way I’m wired. I need a montage.

Putin and his Muscular Money Men, sanctioned, starved, left for dead in the cold Siberian wilderness. Their football teams and yachts stolen. Their piano prodigies sodomized. But they dig deep and rise up. This one’s for you, Gaddafi! I need a montage.

Influencer on influencer. A mob of retards on every side of the same side applauding each other toward bankruptcy and death. Mr. President, we cannot afford a retard gap!

A naked retard can only be strung along for about two weeks before they start realizing they are a naked retard.

“That’s an interesting point,” the naked retard will say, “Why AM I cold? Maybe I am a naked…”

So it’ll be this and the next thing and another thing. A bunch of stupid idiots given the dignity of a voice and a collective on which to squander it. It doesn’t matter if Jussie Smollett goes to jail. And if Reddit Squardon gets blown up. But then something else needs to happen. Or else it starts to feel a little too naked and retarded.

CNC carving from Phteven and Dogwood Handcrafts.

A special commemorative thumbnail by Berries n’ Cream, protski, Mint Salad, Cliff Campbell, CSSRArt, Corgan, Nope.wmv