Episode 314 – Dick on Madder Hoes

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Mad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

IRL foot fetishist.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
Christopher the Kiwi
Wants to meet an inmate. Threatened to chop a girl's fingers off.
Is a Rage!

Not a Rage.
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There is a brand new WATP/TDS crossover special! It’s a big one. In this episode, we end the audio book “F*ck Whales”. And it ends with a doozy my friends. In a book entirely written in cringe, Maddox manages to top himself by thanking every e-celeb he knows for absolutely no reason. Check it out at Patreon.com/TheDickShow and at Karl’s at Patreon.com/WhoAreThesePodcasts. Thanks for listening and what the fuck are we gonna do now? We’ll figure it out, but first…

Perfect is the enemy of good. Hoes mad. That’s good. Everything else… The disproportionate affects on the poor, a new era of corporate virtue signaling, the compounding interest of the unwanted and unloved, the demographic replacement, the electoral backlash, the individual consequences of bad luck and bad timing, the sickening aftertaste of the smug and self-righteous, the hoes who are glad… Perfect!

We live in a simulation powered by a gambling addiction, where the only reliable measure is how many times the Cog Machine is cranked. One of these cranks will net us a doctor or a lawyer or a war hero. Crank! Well not this one, but the next one. This guy seems to know what he’s talking about, let’s put him in charge for a while. Crank! Oh that didn’t work. Something seems to be broken with the crank machine. Let’s see if this fixes it. Crank! Oh it didn’t.

Children are exit liquidity. For life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness–and literally. For failures and repetition. But honestly, you have to have them, because if you don’t someone else will! More bodies for the machine.

Thumbnail of a drunk who always picks wrong by Turkey Samwich.